Twitter

So why is my Twitter account @RedConfessions and not @Red_Hot_Crotch like it was?  Because when @Red_Hot_Crotch starts following people, 9 out of 10 people report it as SPAM.  True Story.  Took me almost 2 weeks to get Twitter to unsuspend me because almost every person I followed reported me as SPAM.  So I changed it to the more friendly @RedConfessions.  Apparently people were offended by my red hot crotch.  

Also, FYI... though most of you know who I am, please refrain from referring to me by name in the comments.  That is in the case any of my in-laws or family members happen upon this blog, they will hopefully not be able to trace it back to me.  That and hopefully the name of the blog will scare them away.

Don't forget to follow my twitter account and this blog.  I will follow everyone back!  And please, don't be afraid of my red hot crotch.  It's never hurt anyone. *wink*